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Madness Elimination 4 Madness Elimination 4

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Half-Decent

This would have been great if it were released a few years ago. These days, however, I don't think there was a single thing in the video that I haven't seen before. Think of something fresh, otherwise leave it up to Krinkels.

The biographies were kind of lame.. and poorly written. You did not need to include them. :S



SoaD - Bounce! SoaD - Bounce!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cute.

I wasn't really enjoying it at first - mainly because I'm not much of a SOAD fan anymore. However, I suddenly decided to give it a big "5" as soon as he starting beating the guy with the pogo stick. It's not that I like nothing but random violence, but somehow I really enjoyed the random violence. Probably due to the involvement of a pogo stick. Decent art, catchy song, brutal animation. 5!


AcidX responds:

Thanks for the good vote ^_^
The violence was just a quick funny... So random and pointless... Just the idea of it makes you laugh XD

Thanks for the review =)


Lies - a poem Lies - a poem

Rated 2 / 5 stars

You gave this entry a 0...

..lowering its score from 2.3990 to 2.3889!

I can't like this. I'll quickly get over the awful animation and drawing, because everyone notices that right way. However, the poem was pretty terrible. It was barely good enough to pass off as a cheap children's story, pawning lessons in morality and character building in easy-to-swallow, mind numbing "poetic" noise. I'll assume you wrote the poem yourself; otherwise I'll lose even more respect for you. You have no rhythm, and you rhyme for the sake of rhyming. Your reading is bland and rushed, and you put on a really creepy, fake British accent for no reason other than you think you can do it.

Other than that, of course, stellar work! ...


Recent Game Reviews


Bowmaster Prelude Bowmaster Prelude

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fantastic - I loved it

This game is excellent. A minor suggestion for future versions would be the ability to purchase more of the same weapon. IE buy two fire arrows, and it charges two at once, so you can fire twice at a time or fire at double speed. Also, more crazy fun weapons would be neato.

Otherwise, I loved it. The weapons experience feature was a very good touch. I look forward to seeing more from you, but for now I will continue playing this. :D



Tri-achnid Tri-achnid

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very strong game - A few minor setbacks

Overall, I'd have to say that this game is simply fantastic for a flash-based production. The gameplay was entirely unique. I have to admit that the controls required a steep learning curve. My first few attempts were frustrating to say the least. However, now that I'm more used to it, I can't get enough. With proper timing and movement, the tri-achnid can sprint at a great pace or leap fairly high and far. I challenge myself to complete the cliff-hanging level without spinning any webs.

There are a few minor inconveniences within the overall design, gameplay aside. After having beaten the game and accessed the level select feature, there is no way to return to the menu in-game. Unless I want to refresh the window, I have to play right to the end again if I picked a level midway through. A "return to menu" feature would be handy while first starting, as well, because it's easy to forget some of the more complex controls, so the instructions should be accessible.

The music was absolutely fantastic - the soundtrack reminds me of Yann Tiersen.

The minigame is great, too. So far my best score is 7148, but I'm sure I'll beat that soon.

Great work!



Vagina Simulator v 1.0 Vagina Simulator v 1.0

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Cute

You are a funny man. A funny, bitter man.


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